Inspiring Steven Wright Quotes

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Steven Wright Quotes

Below is a compilation of Inspiring Steven Wright Quotes to keep your motivational at an all-time high. Must read these Steven Wright Quotes and don’t forget to share these Inspirational Quotes.

Inspiring Steven Wright Quotes

“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.”—Steven Wright

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”—Steven Wright

“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”—Steven Wright

“Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.”—Steven Wright

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”—Steven Wright

“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.”—Steven Wright

“Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn’t give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn’t seem right.”—Steven Wright

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”—Steven Wright

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”—Steven Wright

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”—Steven Wright

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”—Steven Wright

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”—Steven Wright

“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”—Steven Wright

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”—Steven Wright

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”—Steven Wright

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”—Steven Wright

“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”—Steven Wright

“They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.”—Steven Wright

“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”—Steven Wright

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”—Steven Wright

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”—Steven Wright

“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”—Steven Wright

“I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”—Steven Wright


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